[List] – 20 bits of Corporate Babble

Anyone who has worked in the corporate world for long enough will know that there is a certain type of person who likes to be…creative…with their language. Rather than saying something simple, they seem to insist on coming up with a string of words that sounds like babble and nonsense to anyone listening, yet these types lap it up. What they actually mean is up for debate…

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D20 Babble
1 Going forward we must boldy mesh compassionate policy
2 Going forward we must majestically reconceptualize state of the art opportunities
3 I think we should energistically predominate leading-edge nosql
4 Our goal is to competently brand competent departments
5 Our goal is to distinctively recaptiualize big-hearted bandwidth
6 Our goal is to unilaterally develop focused growth strategies
7 Our mission statement is to assertively pontificate cooperative expertise
8 Our mission statement is to exceptionally aggregate professional employee
9 Together we should affectionately pontificate 24/7 experiences
10 Together we should inquisitively matrix vigilant support
11 Together we should monotonectally maintain equity invested "outside the box" thinking
12 Together we should progressively drive lucky reminder
13 We insist that you should vivaciously expedite black-and-white scenarios
14 We must rapidiously incubate cross functional methodologies
15 We must unilaterally iterate diverse "outside the box" thinking
16 We should appropriately pursue 24/7 distribution
17 We should holisticly initiate cloud-based processes
18 You must vivaciously network robust guarantee
19 You should often extend cloud-based collaboration and idea-sharing
20 You should seamlessly iterate intuitive fall

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