Times are hard right now and some people REALLY test your patience. You may feel the need to express that frustration but dont want to turn the air blue. The Disgruntled Phrase Generator can help!  A sample of its possible outputs can be found in a handy d20 list below!

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D20,Phrase
1 , That really annoyed my beer
2 , That really bent my socks
3 , That really bothered my volcano
4 , That really boxed my flower
5 , That really cleaned my grass
6 , That really dropped my jumper
7 , That really drove my slippers
8 , That really fondled my pigeon
9 , That really freed my wizard
10 , That really harms my water
11 , That really inflamed my goose
12 , That really irritated my ivories
13 , That really negated my carrots
14 , That really roasts my plate
15 , That really saddened my badger
16 , That really spilt my ambassador
17 , That really sprinkled my horse
18 , That really tangled my bath
19 , That really threw my gears
20 , That really twirled my temple
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