17 May 2021

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Random List – Shakespeare Insults

William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world’s pre-eminent dramatist. He had a way with words that many feel has been unequalled to this day. It can surprise people that he was also good at the art of the insult.

D20 Thou art a…
1 Caluminous pigeon-liver'd turd
2 Caluminous sheep-biting malkin
3 Fobbing cream-faced flesh-monger
4 Frothy dry-brained mangy-dog
5 Froward base-court loon
6 Greasy beef-witted dogfish
7 Greasy small-cur whey-face
8 Jarring beetle-headed strumpet
9 Loathed burly-boned wretch
10 Mammering fat-kidneyed foot-licker
11 Misbegotten sheep-biting giglet
12 Puny hell-hated harpy
13 Puny whitless coward
14 Rascally codpeice-sniffing puttock
15 Reeky unwashed harpy
16 Ruttish bow-case pigeon-egg
17 Surly rig-headed rampallian
18 Waggish eel-skinned scullian
19 Warped ass-headed pumpion
20 Wayward rump-fed nut-hook

Taken from “Insult Generator – Shakepeare Edition


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