William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world’s pre-eminent dramatist. He had a way with words that many feel has been unequalled to this day. It can surprise people that he was also good at the art of the insult.
| D20 | Thou art a… |
| 1 | Caluminous pigeon-liver'd turd |
| 2 | Caluminous sheep-biting malkin |
| 3 | Fobbing cream-faced flesh-monger |
| 4 | Frothy dry-brained mangy-dog |
| 5 | Froward base-court loon |
| 6 | Greasy beef-witted dogfish |
| 7 | Greasy small-cur whey-face |
| 8 | Jarring beetle-headed strumpet |
| 9 | Loathed burly-boned wretch |
| 10 | Mammering fat-kidneyed foot-licker |
| 11 | Misbegotten sheep-biting giglet |
| 12 | Puny hell-hated harpy |
| 13 | Puny whitless coward |
| 14 | Rascally codpeice-sniffing puttock |
| 15 | Reeky unwashed harpy |
| 16 | Ruttish bow-case pigeon-egg |
| 17 | Surly rig-headed rampallian |
| 18 | Waggish eel-skinned scullian |
| 19 | Warped ass-headed pumpion |
| 20 | Wayward rump-fed nut-hook |
Taken from “Insult Generator – Shakepeare Edition”
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