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Random List – 20 Shakepseare style insults

Want your bard to have a witty, Shakespearean sounding insult or just want to flick the bird verbally to those stuck up nobles?

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D20 Insult
1 Thou beslubbering spur-galled wagtail
2 Thou bootless scale-sided foot-licker
3 Thou droning pigeon-liver'd blind-worm
4 Thou infectious boil-brained boar-pig
5 Thou infectious fly-bitten flax-wench
6 Thou jarring leaden-footed ratsbane
7 Thou loggerheaded milk-livered strumpet
8 Thou mangled motley-minded giglet
9 Thou misbegotten toad-spotted ratsbane
10 Thou odiferous clapper-clawed horn-beast
11 Thou paunchy toad-spotted ratsbane
12 Thou poisonous fat-kidneye...
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Random List – 20 Dwarf style insults

Are you are a bard that favours mocking your opponents? Do you wish your insults were a little bit more creative? Just go placed into a dwarven insult contest and have not prepared? Then this list is the one for you

These were made using the “Dwarfevn Insult Generator” by Ennead Games and can be found HERE or HERE.

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D20 x
1 backward reprobate!
2 bloodless cry-baby!
3 bloodless web-foooted perfumed dirt-grubbing disappointment to ya ancestors!
4 bulbous trashy hearth-hating rust-minded kidneywipe!
5 cantankerous turd-pile!
6 decrepit disappointment to ya ancestors!
7 dribbling worthless willow-waisted bat-dropping!
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Random List – Shakespeare Insults

William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world’s pre-eminent dramatist. He had a way with words that many feel has been unequalled to this day. It can surprise people that he was also good at the art of the insult.

D20 Thou art a…
1 Caluminous pigeon-liver'd turd
2 Caluminous sheep-biting malkin
3 Fobbing cream-faced flesh-monger
4 Frothy dry-brained mangy-dog
5 Froward base-court loon
6 Greasy beef-witted dogfish
7 Greasy small-cur whey-face
8 Jarring beetle-headed strumpet
9 Loathed burly-boned wretch
10 Mammering fat-kidneyed foot-licker
11 Misbegotten sheep-biting giglet
12 Puny hell-hated harpy
13 Puny whitless coward
14 Rascally codpeice-sniffing ...
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Insult Generator Shakespeare Edition & RPG Round Up

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IG Shakepeare cover thumbInsult Generator Shakespeare Edition

William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world’s pre-eminent dramatist. He had a way with words that many feel has been unequalled to this day. It can surprise people that he was also good at the art of the insult.

With this set of tables, you have a million possible insults that can be generated, more if you use the expanded format. Examples are also provided for quick use.

Featuring:
3 x d100 tables for the opening, middle and closing part of the insult
Options for other formats to increase the number of possible insults
100 pre-done examples

Can help create insults such as:
Thou Gorbellied elf-skinned dewberry
Thou art a Lascivious high-minded stench
You Ruttish pox-filled whipster

Available at Drivethru now (product link) and d20pfsrd.com and Paizo online stores soon (store links)

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10 Shakespear style insults

  1. Thou fishified tardy-gaited rascal
  2. Thou bootless fat-kidneyed barnacle
  3. Thou yeasty toad-spotted wagtail
  4. Thou infectious earth-vexing clotpole
  5. Thou bawdy flap-mouthed mumble-news
  6. Thou mammering clay-brained baggage
  7. Thou artless bat-fowling lout
  8. Thou mammering whoreson coxcomb
  9. Thou qualling doghearted hugger-mugger
  10. Thou vain toad-spotted fustilarian
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