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William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world’s pre-eminent dramatist. He had a way with words that many feel has been unequalled to this day. It can surprise people that he was also good at the art of the insult.

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Insult Generator Shakespeare Edition

William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world’s pre-eminent dramatist. He had a way with words that many feel has been unequalled to this day. It can surprise people that he was also good at the art of the insult.

With this set of tables, you have a million possible insults that can be generated, more if you use the expanded format. Examples are also provided for quick use.

Featuring:
3 x d100 tables for the opening, middle and closing part of the insult
Options for other formats to increase the number of possible insults
100 pre-done examples

Can help create insults such as:
Thou Gorbellied elf-skinned dewberry
Thou art a Lascivious high-minded stench
You Ruttish pox-filled whipster

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1. Thou fishified tardy-gaited rascal
2. Thou bootless fat-kidneyed barnacle
3. Thou yeasty toad-spotted wagtail
4. Thou infectious earth-vexing clotpole
5. Thou bawdy flap-mouthed mumble-news
6. Thou mammering clay-brained baggage
7. Thou artless bat-fowling lout
8. Thou mammering whoreson coxcomb
9. Thou qualling doghearted hugger-mugger
10. Thou vain toad-spotted fustilarian

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1. You filth! I’ll send you back to your people in PIECES!
2. I’ve grown used to Lord Turlan sending fluff-cheeked boys to face adults, armed with toys when only the tools of war will save them. But I did not expect your snivelling, cringing master to send a pompous, cowardly popinjay to challenge me when a brave and honest opponent might have earned my mercy in defeat. Contempt doesn’t begin to describe how I feel for both him and you as you start on your short path to death.
3. Your foe spits out a gobbet of phlegm and blood, screaming, “I shall stamp you down as I’d stamp a mouse!”
4. The monster’s roar resounds through the air, echoing off walls and ear-drums before settling in your heart….
5. Bring some friends, I’ll wait.
6. I’ve got muscles in places you’ve never even heard of!

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1. Thou bootless unchin-snouted clack-dish!
2. Thou qualling tickle-brained minnow!
3. Thou goatish ill-breeding moldwarp!
4. Thou cockered boil-brained strumpet!
5. Thou venomed tardy-gaited flax-wench!
6. Thou froward weather-bitten clotpole!
7. Thou dissembling flap-mouthed strumpet!
8. Thou roguish bat-fowling boar-pig!
9. Thou loggerheaded hasty-witted pumpion!
10. Thou artless clay-brained mammet!

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