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10 Insults/Challenges

  1. You filth! I’ll send you back to your people in PIECES!
  2. I’ve grown used to Lord Turlan sending fluff-cheeked boys to face adults, armed with toys when only the tools of war will save them. But I did not expect your snivelling, cringing master to send a pompous, cowardly popinjay to challenge me when a brave and honest opponent might have earned my mercy in defeat. Contempt doesn’t begin to describe how I feel for both him and you as you start on your short path to death.
  3. Your foe spits out a gobbet of phlegm and blood, screaming, “I shall stamp you down as I’d stamp a mouse!”
  4. The monster’s roar resounds through the air, echoing off walls and ear-drums before settling in your heart….
  5. Bring some friends, I’ll wait.
  6. I’ve got muscles in places you’ve never even heard of!
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10 shakespear style insults

  1. Thou bootless unchin-snouted clack-dish!
  2. Thou qualling tickle-brained minnow!
  3. Thou goatish ill-breeding moldwarp!
  4. Thou cockered boil-brained strumpet!
  5. Thou venomed tardy-gaited flax-wench!
  6. Thou froward weather-bitten clotpole!
  7. Thou dissembling flap-mouthed strumpet!
  8. Thou roguish bat-fowling boar-pig!
  9. Thou loggerheaded hasty-witted pumpion!
  10. Thou artless clay-brained mammet!
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10 Dwarven Insults

Dwarfs are stereotypical know for being colourful with their language. Their insults can be imaginative. Here are 10 for you to use.

  1. Rickety fish-catching rockrunt.
  2. Mouldy slate-carving breadcrumb.
  3. Barbed tree-climbing mushroom.
  4. Mouldy nib-chewing tunnel worm.
  5. Unhoned moss-bearded mole.
  6. Slothful hearth-hating snake’s egg.
  7. Mouldy hearth-hating fuzzpot.
  8. Slothful porridge-faced gasbladder.
  9. Gibbering cave-slinking rockrunt.
  10. Repugnant gnat-ridden pixie.
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