William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world’s pre-eminent dramatist. He had a way with words that many feel has been unequalled to this day. It can surprise people that he was also good at the art of the insult.
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D20,Thou art a…
1 , Caluminous pigeon-liver’d turd
2 , Caluminous sheep-biting malkin
3 , Fobbing cream-faced flesh-monger
4 , Frothy dry-brained mangy-dog
5 , Froward base-court loon
6 , Greasy beef-witted dogfish
7 , Greasy small-cur whey-face
8 , Jarring beetle-headed strumpet
9 , Loathed burly-boned wretch
10 , Mammering fat-kidneyed foot-licker
11 , Misbegotten sheep-biting giglet
12 , Puny hell-hated harpy
13 , Puny whitless coward
14 , Rascally codpeice-sniffing puttock
15 , Reeky unwashed harpy
16 , Ruttish bow-case pigeon-egg
17 , Surly rig-headed rampallian
18 , Waggish eel-skinned scullian
19 , Warped ass-headed pumpion
20 , Wayward rump-fed nut-hook
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Taken from “Insult Generator – Shakepeare Edition”
