This week’s PDF highlight is one of my favourites, from both a user POV and because it was fun to make and see the various possibilities it could output. In theory, this *could* be expanded or extended and writing that has given me yet another idea for the ever-growing to-do-when-i-can list! IT has a “companion” generator that works in the same way but has a more Shakespeare vibe to it.

Originally published on the 19th of January 2015, this has gone to receive, at the time of posting this, an Electrum rating on DTRPG, putting it in the top 8810 products (7.3%)!

Insult Generator – Dwarven Edition

Dwarfs are known for their colourful use of the common tongue, especially when it comes to insults. Sometimes these are meant in jest, with some dwarfs known to use words as a weapon to rile up and anger their opponent into making a mistake.

The Dwarven Insult Generator is for those who wish to make the opponent tear their beard in frustration, bite their hammer or win a game of “Insult your opponent”.

Warning – This product is not suitable for Elves, Halflings or Gnomes of a nervous disposition. Some of these insults should never be used against, or in front of, a dwarf, unless you like looking for your ears in the gutter.

Contains 3 d100 tables, which when used with the suggested layouts and combinations, give a total of well over 1,000,000 possible insults.

Some sample insults that can be generated:

• sleazy reeking tool-snatching mucus-oozing gnome!
• boneheaded small-brained worm-livered smelly elf-child!
• hairless tunnel worm!